sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

moistpits:

SMOOTH AS FUCK

moistpits:

SMOOTH AS FUCK

braneisamazing:

You can say what you want but Good Luck Charlie was a great ‘new’ Disney show.

fallopianrhapsody:

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

(Source: dykevanian)

(Source: meltedpoo)

E for ‘Exceeds Expectations.’ And I’ve always thought Fred and I should’ve got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations by just turning up for exams.

—George Weasley, HPOotP (via moniker-d)

(Source: bbybirdbarton)

(Source: angryblackman)

thatfunnyblog:

this entire show is gold

(Source: teamrocketing)

peko-pekoyama:

"He burnt my shake"

peko-pekoyama:

"He burnt my shake"

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

(Source: memewhore)

princeofthewildthings:

rizelkahle:

angelicasucks:

YAAAASSSS

GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN

preach

(Source: futomato)

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

(Source: neptunain)