at this point i dont even feel like a real person i’m just 50% sarcasm and 50% tv shows
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
wanna know what these all say?
"suck his dick"
When the teacher’s passing out a test the whole class knows they’re gonna fail
I guess Brandi can be my #wcw #womancrushwednesday #sister
That’s me! Thanks Mandi!